July 2011
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Mitch gets some love from TIME
June 2010
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Love Means Cleaning Up The Chucks
Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. And now faith, hope, and love abide, but the greatest of these is love.
What a crock of...
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The 40 Year Old Virgin
I turned 40 this past summer: a formidable milestone in many ways, a time to say goodbye to youth’s transgressions and welcome adulthood in its fullest sense. What better way to enter into my second forty years than to play out a scene from a favorite movie of my youth? Here’s a hint: quoting Irwin M. Fletcher, “using the whole fist, Doc?” Yes folks, I am referring to the...
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Just because I like to make dudes cringe...
Ok. My new best friend, Harmonica Man, one upped my vasectomy post by so cruelly describing how he was snipped, sans local anesthetic, and thusly and understandably passed out. Anyone who has felt that snip and smelled the burning flesh of the vas deferens being cauterized knows that doing this “al natural” would be…..bad.
Not to be outdone, I might as well return the volley and take...
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"How 'bout a couple extra stitches, Doc?" A...
At the risk at attracting even more blog hits from nasty Google searches, here we go.
During a plane ride a few days ago I stumbled upon this article in Best Life: Can I Buy My Wife A New Va-Jay-Jay? “This year for Mother’s Day, why not give your wife….a new Vagina?” I wonder if Hallmark has any cards that go with such a gift?
Every dad has heard or said this common...
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PMS is your friend...A pregnacy guide.
Lamaze: do I really need to do this?
Let me start by saying that during our first pregnancy, MRS and I attended an Over 30 Lamaze class which allowed us to meet a lot of new friends and realize that we were not the only couple in the world without tongue rings and lower back tattoos having kids. Other than that, from the male perspective, Lamaze was a total waste of time. This statement, of...
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Snip Tuck
After Lulu came along, and I could see 40 lurking not-so-discreetly around the corner, MRS and I decided we’d caught our limit with our two girls. Neither one of us being exceptionally fond of any of the birth control options available, we were left with only one viable choice. Yes kids, I referring to my Vasectomy. Despite the true commonness of the procedure, and the legions of comrades...
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